I haven't slipped back into blogger oblivion, I promise. Stay with me.
So -- strange happenings around old Boreham the last few days. We had work gloves go missing from our front step this week (2 right gloves went missing on Thursday and then 2 lefts went the following day). After accusing each other of randomly storing two right gloves and then two left gloves in secret hiding places, we finally realized that (clearly) a man with two right hands (one large Ty-size right hand, one small Ains-size right hand) had slipped onto the front step on Thursday to claim the gloves. And then obviously a man with two lefts had showed up on Friday to do the same.
Watch for these guys. And don't be nice to them -- they have our gloves.
The second (less-likely) scenario is that some small furry creature is now enjoying a warm bed of work gloves.
While on the subject of small, furry creatures, a question: Do you ever think squirrels check out each other's outfits and wonder who looks best (or give each other the "elevator" -- you know the elevator -- when a girl checks you out, up and down, in the least subtle way possible? You know it -- we've all been "elevatored" at one time or another...or elevatored someone else.)? Do you think they ever compete over things that really aren't worth competing over?
I don't either.
I'm pretty sure they just keep on keeping on, doing their thing, being the best squirrel that they can be at any given moment, being satisfied with all of their furry squirrel parts.
Word.