Friday, February 26, 2010

Well Said, Johnny. Thanks.

I know I've been absent from here for awhile.  I have grand intentions for this weekend -- pictures and stories from recent travels will get posted! 

But today, I feel compelled to post the video below.

Recently, someone I know indicated that they were offended by Johnny Weir.  That they had to turn off their television when he was skating.  This is a person that claims to be open-minded and further claims that they do not have any issues with anyone's sexual preference.  Really?

I am saddened by such comments.  Offended?  Quite frankly, I'm offended that you are offended.  

And there it is -- my Friday morning rant.

Come back this weekend, please, for the aforementioned pics and tales!


Thursday, February 4, 2010

Defeated by Vince et al

The aforementioned Motley Crue concert went down last Friday. It has taken me this long to fully allow my body to remove all of the alcohol.

This is my view on what went down: my body immediately thought that it was significantly younger once the tunes started rolling out of Vince’s mouth. It heard “Home Sweet Home” and thought – “is it 1995? Does this mean that I should starting pounding Durangos and spiced rum? Should I see if I can collect bottle caps from all of the beer I am pounding and put them around my neck as some sort of trophy? Where is my favourite mixed tape?”

Because my body assumed it was '95, it thought that it had a force field surrounding my liver such as the one that it used to have in '95, and it therefore thought, "of course she can drink one thousand beers.  No problem.  Two thousand?  Done and done."

My body was confused, and therefore it significantly exceeded its safe amount of alcohol (by "safe", I mean I was no longer the cute person that left her house that night, nor was I talking in sentences). It even went so far as to carry me to the Karaoke bar.

No worries, Bod.  I forgive.  Let's just not repeat that scene any time soon, ok?  Ok.

I heavily violated the “no photos after 12” rule and therefore am somewhat challenged as to what I can post here.

How about these:


You will correctly note that I am not present in any of these pictures.  My pride hurt far too much after reviewing the ones with me in them. 

ADHERE TO THE RULE!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Does she?


Because I would have pegged her as more of a Metallica fan.

Just sayin'.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Polar Bear Run, take 2

As an FYI:  This year the run takes place on March 14th.

Polar Bear Run

Pam and I ran a race last year called the Polar Bear Run.  It's a run that starts in Gimli and continues straight across Lake Winnipeg to Grand Marais.  It's approximately 18 or so miles, with a few ice cracks in between that must be jumped.  I'm contemplating running it again this year, although I distinctly remember saying to myself that I would never ever run it again after last year.  Oh, the ability of the human mind and body to forget (and forgive).

It's a bit of a funny run -- it's not "official" whatsoever.  You just show up and run.  No waivers, no numbers, no water tables (although you might get lucky, like we did, and run into a guy on a snow machine with gatorade).

What say you?  Anybody interested?  Hammy?  Andrea?  Clare?  Zahara?